Old People Writing On A Restaurant's Facebook Page

Please enjoy what will almost certainly be the best thing on the internet for the month of November.

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Blogged by Rod Barnes: Part-Time Blogger, Full-Time Patriot

Well, friends - we lost. America lost. To quote conservative luminary/Love Connection host Chuck Woolery, ”Government, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.” Well Chuck, it looks like the fire is burning out…

Hi guys, this is the first post from my new personal “comedy blog.” Hope you like it, and thanks for the support!